Queen of Indecision

Yep.

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Top Text: “CUSTOMER ON PHONE IS ON HOLD FOR FIVE MINUTES.”

Bottom Text: “COMPLAINS THAT IT WAS 10 AND TELLS ASSOCIATE HOW TO DO JOB.”

Last night, I was finishing a transaction for a very nice elderly lady buying a wedding gift for her son. We didn’t have any boxes in Tabletop for the crystal votives she bought, so I was going to run to Men’s to grab her one quick. Before this, the phone rang. It is our policy to give outstanding customer service to the customer at the wrap stand before customers on the phone, so I asked her to hold. So I ran to Men’s and grabbed the box, got her all good to go. Another lady was standing in line with a box of K-Cups, so I rang her up quickly. So it had been about five minutes. Here’s how the phone conversation went.

“Thanks for holding, sorry about the wait. What can I help you with?”
“You kept me on hold for ten minutes. God. Anyway, I’m looking for wax warmers that I can dip my hands in to.”
“I know that’s not something we carry in store, but let me check the system to see if it is something we can order. … Sorry, ma’am. That’s not something Macy’s carries.”
“For crying out loud! For ten minutes you had me on hold. You could have asked me what I wanted and I would have told you! You kept me on hold for ten minutes just to say no. So you’re sure you don’t have any.”
“Yes.”
*CLICK*

Thanks for telling me how to do my job. 

i know this all too well. before i moved i had a regular caller who went on a rant about how he was calling long distance and cant hold for more than 3 mins. he wastes more time than getting him prices would take. fucking D.B. LOL :D

Lol this could be interesting…

This reminds me of when Peter puts his wiener in an electric pencil sharpener on Family Guy….

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