I am always saying “Glad to’ve met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met....– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via blua)
I almost forgot
Last night at the grocery store our cashier made a reference to Charmed, i totally high fived her!
Yesss.... Double threat!!
When I found out that The White Stripes were...
m-u-s-i-c-0-b-s-e-s-si-o-n-s: lol so many…….
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
casanovajones: The White Stripes - When I Hear...
Sorry, this had to be done. NO wait, not sorry. Anyway, one of our new-hires is also a Walmart employee. That’s my first red flag. With in the first three days, she was already making snarky comments at one of our managers, myself (I carry keys to the store and am closing MOD a few nights a week). I chose to ignore that and hope it didn’t repeat. But it has. She also comes in late,...
I hate shop-lifters.
I hate people who steal. And lately, it seems to be more teens than scummy meth heads. What the hell? Last night right after my break I see these kids leaving setting the alarm off, and they were LAUGHING. It’s not fucking funny. Our shrink is all fucked up because of theft, so now LP is coming every month cos they think WE are stealing. We had to do inventory twice this year already, and...
jackwhitefanatics: 10. You think the following face is beyond adorable: