Queen of Indecision

It still hasn’t sunk in completely yet, but I know its going to be announced in a few days. *sigh*  He was so awesome. 

This photo will remain one of my most favorite moments ever…..

The other morning I was waiting for the Max to get to work and this dumbass is smoking and blowing it everywhere. First off, smoking is not allowed on the platforms, and second he was gross and fat. I’ve also been sick for a week, so I cough a whole bunch all loud and gross hoping he will get the clue. But no. At least the machine hated him, it kept rejecting his payment. haha. And the Max was pulling up. I know I wanna say something, but I wanna time it right. So he is cursing at the machine, and it finally works, he walks past me, and I say “It’s prolly cos you were smoking…” He thinks I am joking so he laughs and makes a joke about it. The doors open, I turn and say “haha, you know you’re not supposed to right.” full of sarcasm. He laughs and gets on a different door. BAHAHAHA! I win! 

Really weird things happen to me. At work, or randomnly on the street here in Portland. I feel like I should share them. Soooo installment numero uno.

Today at work I had encounters with two Asian people. I am not racist, but it seems like a majority of my “crazy encounters” are Asian people and Russians (what’s really weird is for the past 8 or so months, I have been mistaken for being Russian when I am not).  Anyway…

I work in retail (*snore*). So this short Asian guy walks up with yellow plastic bag, and holds it up at me and smiles and says something like “you take?” or “you want?” I can’t remember which. I realize after a few seconds that they are phonebooks. “Um, okay….. sure I guess we could use a new one” I say. I really say this just so he will go away. Then he shoves a piece of paper and a pen at me. He wants me to sign something. Phone books are free right? I don’t wanna sign something when he won’t/cant answer me.  I tell him I am going to go check with someone and that I will be right back. Two minutes later I come back and he is trying to get two other people to sign his paper. Whatever, dude.

The other one was a little Asian lady who wants a computer that we don’t have. I apologize, it was popular and we sold out. “I want raincheck, other people do raincheck” she says. I let her know that it states “while supplies last” as I am saying this, I realize there is something poking out of her eyebrows and her forehead. I think for a split second that they are old lady whiskers, but upon further inspection I realize they are actually acupuncture needles. She keeps talking, but all I can think about is her needles in her forehead. Who goes shopping with needles in their head?? 

The End.

I *finally* got my boyfriend to make a tumblr. It took forever. Anyway, he is as weird and random as me, so follow him! :)

Tnx!

http://facelesshordesofapathy.tumblr.com/

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Doing the cooking is Nothing. Entropy. Stan.

I hope I’m still demented enough to eventually finish this.

I just found out they are playing at the Rose Garden, that is super close to my apartment and I am annoyed. Go away!! LOL